We’re more than halfway through 2017, and we’ve already seen a hell of a lot of weird fashion trends that no one asked for. Rompers for dudes? Check. Lace shorts for men? Check. Fidget spinner pasties? Double check.
But 2017 isn’t done flinging shit our way yet, because now, there’s yet another trend that definitely does not need to exist: Ta-Ta Towels, for ladies who are blessed with gloriously large breasts.
As the name not-so-subtly implies, Ta-Ta Towels are boob hammocks that busty women can hang around their necks and cup their cans with, because bras aren’t good enough, I guess.
Promising to be “a patented solution to your boob sweat problems,” this elasticized piece of fabric sells for $45 a pop, and is the brainchild of Los Angeles-based inventor Erin Robertson, who created it as a solution to her sweaty hooter problem.
“I tried everything: I tucked wash cloths under my breasts, I tried dumping baby powder all over me, I even put a T-shirt on and tucked it under my boobs,” she wrote in a blog post.
“While I was blow-drying my hair, I just kept thinking: ‘There HAS to be a better way to keep the beads of sweat from dripping down my stomach.’”
And thus, the Ta-Ta Towel was born.
Ladies can just sling it over their neck, pop their breasts right in place, and go about their day.
They can watch TV in it, or water the flowers, perhaps even run some errands and go to Target in the Ta-Ta Towel. People may stare, but it’s a small price to pay for comfortable, well-ventilated breasts.
The Ta-Ta Towel is the perfect Christmas gift for your wife, mother, granny, mistress, or any other busty woman in your life, and you can get one right here for $45.
Or you can attach two shower caps together with a rubber band for a much cheaper alternative and call it a day.